{"id":419,"date":"2008-10-23T23:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T05:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/2008\/10\/23\/screwing-in-a-light-bulb\/"},"modified":"2021-08-01T17:45:17","modified_gmt":"2021-08-01T23:45:17","slug":"screwing-in-a-light-bulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/2008\/10\/23\/screwing-in-a-light-bulb\/","title":{"rendered":"Screwing in a light bulb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span><span style=\" line-height:115%;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;color:black;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Yours truly got it in a mail. Hopes you would like it too\u2026<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span style=\" line-height:115%;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;color:black;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">How many Maoists does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"line-height:115%;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;color:black;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><span><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">1) The light bulb cannot be changed \u2014 it has to be smashed.<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>  <span><span style=\"line-height: 115%; color:black;\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">2) Forget the light bulb, talk of screwing a country.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"line-height:115%;font-family:&quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-fareast-mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-ansi-language:EN-US; mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SAfont-family:Calibri;font-size:10.0pt;color:black;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/><\/span><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yours truly got it in a mail. Hopes you would like it too\u2026 How many Maoists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) The light bulb cannot be changed \u2014 it has to be smashed. \u00a02) Forget the light bulb, talk of screwing a country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":633,"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions\/633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somesh.com.np\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}